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i slept with this guy not long ago and we had to stop cause he was too big and it actually hurt cos he was so big but anyway we were in tesco the next day and he said to me quite seriously "ill buy you a big dildo maybe that will help" just as this old couple walked past us and the woman actually went "goodness me!" and the man just shook his head and laughed, i wanted to cry tbh

HAHAHAHAH I JUST SNORTE d

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orlaaaaa tagged me in the six selfie thing so here’s 6 Good selfies in chronological order

okay right so this guy i was dating like we were in the bedroom getting hot n steamy and he starts licking me out and hes practically sucking on my clit and it really hurts and im like stop but he ignored me and i had to actually punch him for him to stop and idk if this is funny anymore it sounds more like a rape confession :/ anyway
Anonymous

omFg I went from laughter to nervous laughter hAhahahah

i gave a guy a blowjob behind a shed at a party the other night and then last night had sex with him in the back of my car i feel so classy
Anonymous

u go girl

I make costumes and there's a hot guy and last night I had to get his hand measurements so I may have lingered a little longer than needed (not exactly orgasm worthy but oh well)
Anonymous

hands r hot idec

So I used to be fwb with this guy who was like 27 at the time and I was 15 but I thought it was so cool he had his own apartment so we went over there a lot and he would always close his room door (weird bc no one else lived there) but when he closed his door he didn't know where his dog was and his dog would always be in the room like trying to get us to pet him while we were having sex. And when I told him to kick the dog out he said "he likes to watch" omfg I got the fuck out of there
Anonymous

D:

alrighty idk if i've already told you this but once i was getting it on with the bf and hes fingering me etc and then he pauses and hes like "hey look" and i look down and i see my cat like less than 2 feet away from my vagina just staring at whats going on and then my boyfrend LAUGHs AND CONTNUES like wtf would you do that if a fucking child were in the room too, thats how you get psychopaths and serial killers right? Anyway i stopped him, moved her, and felt disgusted at him forever
Anonymous

OMFG no I couldn’t deal w that either laughs

Literally last night my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. It was so bad.

oh gosh im sorry

Omg me and my bf were having sex and it was like doggy style?? But anyway I farted and he was like "what's that smell" and I was like "sorry" and he started laughing like so hard but I wanted to cry it was terrible
Anonymous

HAHAHA


Hair of Elay Neal Moses, 25.6.14

Hair of Elay Neal Moses, 25.6.14